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IANTERNET Bartender

A robotic bartender with a face, a voice and a web dashboard.

Most of what REMAGINE makes lives in a browser. The IANTERNET Bartender lives on a table. Tap a drink, put a glass under the spout, and about two minutes later it tells you your drink is ready.

Illustration of the IANTERNET Bartender on a party table: bottles feeding its pumps, cartoon eyes on top, a glowing purple pour bay, and the touchscreen drink menu beside it
8Pumps
43Drinks on the Menu
24Eye Moods
~25Drinks an Hour
Features

A Cocktail Machine With a Personality

Eight pumps, two screens and a pair of animated eyes, in one machine built for parties.

43 Drinks From Eight Bottles

Vodka, rum, tequila, orange juice, coke, tonic, cranberry and ginger beer, mixed to the milliliter. Every drink has a poster, a description and a strength rating.

Themed Menus

Halloween, Christmas and the original menu each come with their own drink names, artwork, sound effects and voice lines. Switching is one tap on the dashboard.

A Face

Big cartoon eyes look around when idle, fall asleep after five quiet minutes, wake with a start at a touch, watch the glass while it pours, and wink when the drink is done.

A Voice

Every drink is announced: when you look at it, when it starts, and when it’s ready.

Help Me Decide

Three questions (how strong, which spirit, which flavor) narrow the menu to a shortlist, with a Surprise Me button for the undecided.

Party Mode

Pour every drink at 200 ml to serve a crowd faster, about 25 drinks an hour, without changing a single recipe.

Knows What’s in the Bottles

It tracks how much each pump has poured and alerts your phone when a bottle is down to a quarter, and again when it’s empty.

Keeps Score

Every drink is logged. After the party, see what was poured, the top three on a podium and the busiest hour, and export it all.

Safe by Default

A red Abort stops every pump within a tenth of a second. If anything fails mid-pour, the pumps shut off first, and nothing pours while it boots.
Web Dashboard

Run the Bar From Your Laptop or Phone

Everything the touchscreen can do, and more, from any browser on the same network: make or abort a drink, check bottle levels, read the stats, add drinks and switch themes.

The Drinks page of the IANTERNET Bartender dashboard: a grid of Halloween cocktail posters with sizes, pour times and strength ratings
Drinks

The Whole Menu, in Your Hand

Every drink with its poster, ingredients, size, pour time and strength. Search by name or ingredient, filter by strength, and tap Make It! to pour. Add your own drinks with a poster, a tap sound and an eyes reaction, and they appear on the touchscreen within a second.

The Stats page: 40 drinks made at Halloween Party 2026, a podium led by Misty Pirate, and bars for each drink and ingredient
Stats

Every Party, Every Drink

Each party gets its own view: drinks made and stopped, a top-three podium, the busiest hour, and how much of each bottle was poured. Export any view as CSV, Excel or PDF.

The Eyes & voices settings: cartoon eyes in vampire, beast, pirate, zombie, pumpkin, ghost, laughing and Matrix looks with the drinks that trigger them
Eyes & Voices

A Face for Every Drink

Vampire, beast, pirate, zombie, pumpkin, ghost, laughing and Matrix looks for the drinks that earn them, plus everyday moods. Every voice line and sound effect plays in the browser or through the bartender’s own speaker.

The Maintenance page: a Clean pumps control and a table of the last 50 drinks with times, results and amounts poured
Maintenance

Cleaning and the Drink Log

Run a cleaning cycle through every pump or just one, and see the last 50 drinks: when, what, whether it finished, how long it took and exactly what was poured.

Specifications

Under the Hood

Brain
Raspberry Pi
Pumps
8 pumps, one per bottle
Drinks
43 on the menu, completely programmable
Interfaces
Two touchscreen interfaces: the machine’s own touchscreen and a web dashboard
Eyes
A second screen with animated eyes
Sound
Voice announcements and themed sound effects
Lights
Color-changing LED lighting
Alerts
Phone notifications before a bottle runs dry
The IANTERNET Bartender on the workbench, its eyes screen on top, purple-lit pour bay, controller board and touchscreen menu beside it
Made in New England

Built and Tested in New England

Every IANTERNET Bartender comes off our own bench. We build it, test it pour by pour, and set it up ourselves, and we take pride in getting every detail right. If it isn’t 100% perfect, it doesn’t leave the shop.

  • Built by HandAssembled and wired by the team that designed it.
  • Tested Pour by PourEvery pump and every drink checked before it ships.
  • Deployed and SupportedSet up, tuned and looked after by the people who built it.
Version 1

Choose Your Bartender

Three models, each built to order in New England and covered by a 90-day warranty.

Classic

The full bartender, without the eyes.

$1,499

  • 6 pumps, 6 bottles
  • Touchscreen drink menu
  • Voice and sound effects
  • Web dashboard and party stats
  • Phone alerts before a bottle runs dry
  • Themes and completely programmable drinks
  • Color-changing LED lighting
  • 90-day warranty
Order the Classic

Party Edition

Made for your event or your brand.

$2,499

Everything in Signature, plus

  • A custom theme: your drink names, posters and voice lines
  • Local delivery and setup in New England
  • 90-day warranty
Order the Party Edition

Prices in US dollars. Shipping or delivery is quoted with your order.

Coming SoonVersion 2

The Next Round Is Being Mixed

Version 2 of the IANTERNET Bartender is in the works: faster pumps, more drink options, and a smarter bartender that knows the crowd even better. Same face, new tricks.

  • Faster Pumps
  • More Drink Options
  • Smarter and Better

Interested in the IANTERNET Bartender?

Get on the list and be the first to hear when Version 2 is ready

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